Differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

just got this from my email and since sharing is caring..please enjoy this one!

RICHIE : What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND , Dad?

His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a handPhone.
At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone.
No money, sell TV. Got money, change HandPhone.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone.
TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!!

But u should be careful with both,my son.